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	<itunes:summary>A weekly podcast of Renaissance and Celtic music and Renaissance entertainment for fans of Renaissance Festivals around the world</itunes:summary>
	<itunes:author>Marc Gunn</itunes:author>
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		<title>Faire Lyrics</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[A Fairy Story All Around My Hat All For Me Grog The Ballad of Joss Band o&#8217; Shearers Beat Me Swedish Lyrics Now Available! Bedlam Boys Big Damn Trilogy Black Leather Band Black Velvet Band The Braes o&#8217; Balquhidder Bring &#8230; <a class="more-link" href="http://renaissancefestivalmusic.com/2007/06/faire-lyrics/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<li><a href="http://www.renaissancefestivalmusic.com/lyrics/2007/06/fairy-story.shtml">A Fairy Story</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.renaissancefestivalmusic.com/lyrics/2006/10/all-around-my-hat.shtml">All Around My Hat</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.renaissancefestivalmusic.com/lyrics/2006/07/all-for-me-grog.shtml">All For Me Grog</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.renaissancefestivalmusic.com/lyrics/2006/06/ballad-of-joss-by-bedlam-bards.shtml">The Ballad of Joss</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.renaissancefestivalmusic.com/lyrics/2006/07/band-o-shearers.shtml">Band o&#8217; Shearers</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.renaissancefestivalmusic.com/lyrics/2006/06/beat-me-by-bedlam-bards.shtml">Beat Me</a><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"> Swedish Lyrics Now Available!</span><br /></span></li>
<li><a href="http://www.renaissancefestivalmusic.com/lyrics/2006/06/mad-maudlins-seach-bedlam-boys-tom-o.shtml">Bedlam Boys</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.renaissancefestivalmusic.com/lyrics/2006/07/big-damn-trilogy.shtml">Big Damn Trilogy</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.renaissancefestivalmusic.com/lyrics/2006/09/black-velvet-leather-band.shtml">Black Leather Band</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.renaissancefestivalmusic.com/lyrics/2006/09/black-velvet-leather-band.shtml">Black Velvet Band</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.renaissancefestivalmusic.com/lyrics/2006/07/braes-of-balquhidder-wild-mountain.shtml">The Braes o&#8217; Balquhidder</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.renaissancefestivalmusic.com/lyrics/2006/07/bring-me-some-whiskey.shtml">Bring Me Some Whiskey</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.renaissancefestivalmusic.com/lyrics/2006/06/burn-bodice-by-jodi-minstrel.shtml">Burn the Bodice</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.renaissancefestivalmusic.com/lyrics/2006/07/cape-cod-girls_01.shtml">Cape Cod Girls</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.renaissancefestivalmusic.com/lyrics/2006/06/celt-came-backthe-cat-came-back.shtml">The Cat Came Back</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.renaissancefestivalmusic.com/lyrics/2006/06/celt-came-backthe-cat-came-back.shtml">The Cat Came Back&#8230;The Cat&#8217;s Perspective</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.renaissancefestivalmusic.com/lyrics/2006/06/celt-came-backthe-cat-came-back.shtml">The Celt Came Back</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.renaissancefestivalmusic.com/lyrics/2006/08/coachman.shtml">The Coachman</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.renaissancefestivalmusic.com/lyrics/2006/09/come-down-you-rosesblood-red-roses.shtml">Come Down Roses/Blood Red Roses</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.renaissancefestivalmusic.com/lyrics/2006/07/crayfish.shtml">Crayfish</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.renaissancefestivalmusic.com/lyrics/2006/06/cucumber-song-by-iris-rose.shtml">The Cucumber Song</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.renaissancefestivalmusic.com/lyrics/2006/07/dark-lady.shtml">The Dark Lady</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.renaissancefestivalmusic.com/lyrics/2007/04/do-virgins-taste-betterdragons-retort.shtml">Do Virgins Taste Better?</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.renaissancefestivalmusic.com/lyrics/2006/09/donald-wheres-your-trousers.shtml">Donald, Where&#8217;s Your Trousers?</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.renaissancefestivalmusic.com/lyrics/2007/03/exclamations.shtml">Exclamations</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.renaissancefestivalmusic.com/lyrics/2006/06/fhir-bhata-by-seelie-court.shtml">Fhir An Bhata by Seelie Court</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.renaissancefestivalmusic.com/lyrics/2006/06/fiddlers-green.shtml">Fiddler&#8217;s Green</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.renaissancefestivalmusic.com/lyrics/2006/06/finnegans-wake.shtml">Finnegan&#8217;s Wake</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.renaissancefestivalmusic.com/lyrics/2006/06/good-king-dick-by-joni-minstrel_07.shtml">Good King Dick</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.renaissancefestivalmusic.com/lyrics/2006/07/handsome-knights-come-courting.shtml">Handsome Knights Come Courting</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.renaissancefestivalmusic.com/lyrics/2006/06/handsome-young-man.shtml">The Handsome Young Sailor</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.renaissancefestivalmusic.com/lyrics/2006/06/happy-jacks-undrinkable-al_115000221453413478.shtml">Happy Jack&#8217;s Undrinkable Ale</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.renaissancefestivalmusic.com/lyrics/2006/07/have-some-madeira-mdear.shtml">Have Some Madeira, m&#8217;Dear?</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.renaissancefestivalmusic.com/lyrics/2006/06/heres-health-to-company.shtml">Here&#8217;s a Health to the Company</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.renaissancefestivalmusic.com/lyrics/2006/06/ill-tell-my-maill-tell-my-cat.shtml">I&#8217;ll Tell My Cat</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.renaissancefestivalmusic.com/lyrics/2006/06/ill-tell-my-maill-tell-my-cat.shtml">I&#8217;ll Tell My Ma<br /></a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.renaissancefestivalmusic.com/lyrics/2006/06/it-was-lover-and-his-lass-by-three.shtml">It Was a Lover (and His Lass)</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.renaissancefestivalmusic.com/lyrics/2007/02/john-riley.shtml">John Riley</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.renaissancefestivalmusic.com/lyrics/2007/03/johnny-jump-up.shtml">Johnny Jump Up</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.renaissancefestivalmusic.com/lyrics/2006/08/lily-pink.shtml">Lily the Pink</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.renaissancefestivalmusic.com/lyrics/2006/08/little-beggarman.shtml">Little Beggarman</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.renaissancefestivalmusic.com/lyrics/2006/07/liverpool-judies.shtml">Liverpool Judies</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.renaissancefestivalmusic.com/lyrics/2006/08/lusty-young-smith.shtml">The Lusty Young Smith</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.renaissancefestivalmusic.com/lyrics/2006/06/mad-maudlins-seach-bedlam-boys-tom-o.shtml">Mad Maudlin&#8217;s Search</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.renaissancefestivalmusic.com/lyrics/2006/06/mingulay-boat-song.shtml">Mingulay Boat Song</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.renaissancefestivalmusic.com/lyrics/2006/08/minstrel-boy.shtml">The Minstrel Boy</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.renaissancefestivalmusic.com/lyrics/2006/07/none-but-harper.shtml">None But a Harper</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.renaissancefestivalmusic.com/lyrics/2006/07/old-dun-cow.shtml">Old Dun Cow</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.renaissancefestivalmusic.com/lyrics/2006/07/sailors-prayer.shtml">Sailor&#8217;s Prayer</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.renaissancefestivalmusic.com/lyrics/2006/11/seven-drunken-nights.shtml">Seven Drunken Nights</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.renaissancefestivalmusic.com/lyrics/2006/07/smuggler.shtml">The Smuggler</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.renaissancefestivalmusic.com/lyrics/2006/06/soul-of-harper-by-brobdingnagian-bards.shtml">Soul of a Harper</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.renaissancefestivalmusic.com/lyrics/2006/12/tinkers-rest.shtml">Tinkers Rest</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.renaissancefestivalmusic.com/lyrics/2006/06/mad-maudlins-seach-bedlam-boys-tom-o.shtml">Tom O&#8217;Bedlam&#8217;s Song</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.renaissancefestivalmusic.com/lyrics/2006/10/trees-they-grow-high_116147380141449987.shtml">The Trees They Grow High</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.renaissancefestivalmusic.com/lyrics/2006/07/two-magicians.shtml">The Two Magicians</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.renaissancefestivalmusic.com/lyrics/2006/06/handsome-young-man.shtml">When I Was a Young Maid</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.renaissancefestivalmusic.com/lyrics/2006/07/braes-of-balquhidder-wild-mountain.shtml">Wild Mountain Thyme</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.renaissancefestivalmusic.com/lyrics/2006/06/wild-rover.shtml">The Wild Rover</a></li>
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		<title>A Fairy Story</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Jun 2007 15:04:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A Fairy StoryMusic and Lyrics unkownPerformed by The Brobgingnagian Bards on A Faire to Remember In days of old in a kingdom bold, there lived a fearsome dragon.And the King he was in great distress and the countries spirits flagoned.Until &#8230; <a class="more-link" href="http://renaissancefestivalmusic.com/2007/06/a-fairy-story/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<p><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">In days of old in a  kingdom bold, there lived a fearsome dragon.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">And the King he was in great  distress and the countries spirits flagoned.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">Until one day there came a knight,  he was handsome, bold, and charming.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">And he slew the dragon with his sword  with a smile that was so disarming.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">With a hey and a ho and a hey nany no,  a smile that was so disarming.</span></span></p>
<p style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-family:arial;" ><span style="font-size:85%;">Said  the King I wish to know your name, but the knight said do not bother.<br />For  the name of a knight of the realm says he, is the same as any other.<br />Said  the King tonight in my daughter&#8217;s bed you shall take your leisure.<br />And she&#8217;ll  reward you for your deed, with a night of exhausting pleasure.<br />With a hey  and a ho and a hey nany no, anight of exhausting pleasure.</span></p>
<p style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-family:arial;" ><span style="font-size:85%;">One  daughter she had raven hair, a maiden young and chaste.<br />And she slept all  night in the pale moonlight, naked to the waist.<br />The other daughter she was  fair, the fairest in the town.<br />And she slept all night in the pale moonlight  naked from her small waist down.<br />With a hey and a ho and a hey nany no, naked  from her small waist down.</span></p>
<p style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-family:arial;" ><span style="font-size:85%;">Well  the knight he spends many hour behind the castle wall.<br />But the ending to my  story dear, isn&#8217;t what it seems at all.<br />For in neither bed of neither maid  was he repaid for his glory.<br />But he slept all night with the King instead  for this is a fairy story.<br />With a hey and a ho and a hey nany no, for this  is a Fairy story.</span></p>
<p style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-family:arial;" ><span style="font-size:85%;">Background from Marc Gunn: Another song Andrew learned from his sister, a Celtic music-lover genius. This song is a classic parody of an all too cliché story.</span></p>
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		<title>Do Virgins Taste Better/Dragon&#039;s Retort</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Do Virgins Taste Better?Lyrics by Randy Farran, music TraditionalPerformed by Brobdingnagian Bards on A Faire To Remember A dragon has come to our village today.We&#8217;ve asked him to leave, but he won&#8217;t go away.Now he&#8217;s talked with our king and &#8230; <a class="more-link" href="http://renaissancefestivalmusic.com/2007/04/do-virgins-taste-betterdragons-retort/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<p>A dragon has come to our village today.<br />We&#8217;ve asked him to leave, but he won&#8217;t go away.<br />Now he&#8217;s talked with our king and they&#8217;ve worked out a deal.<br />No homes will he burn and no crops will he steal.</p>
<p>Now there is but one catch, we dislike it a bunch,<br />Twice a year he invites him a virgin to lunch.<br />Well, we&#8217;ve no other choice, so the deal we&#8217;ll respect,<br />But we can&#8217;t help but wonder and pause to reflect.</p>
<p><span style="font-style: italic;">Do virgins taste better than those who&#8217;re not?</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Are they salty or sweet or more juicy or what?</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Do you savor them slowly? Gulp them down on the spot?</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Do virgins taste better than those who&#8217;re not?</span></p>
<p>Now we&#8217;d like to be shed and many have tried,<br />But no one can get through your thick scaly hide.<br />We hope that someday, some brave knight will come by,<br />&#8216;Cause we can&#8217;t wait around &#8217;til you&#8217;re too fat to fly.</p>
<p>Now you have such good taste in your women for sure.<br />They always are pretty, they always are pure.<br />But your notion of dining, it makes us all flinch,<br />For your favorite entree is a barbecued wench.</p>
<p>Now we&#8217;ve found a solution, It works out so neat.<br />If you insist on nothing but virgins to eat,<br />No more will our numbers grow ever so small.<br />We&#8217;ll simply make sure there&#8217;s no virgins at all!</p>
<p><span style="font-weight: bold;">Background by Marc Gunn: Fantastic parody of the Irish Washerwoman. The song quickly became a hit among filkers and rennies alike. Now, we&#8217;ve taken it one step further, out into the world of mp3.com, where it has been in the Comedy top 20 since 2001. For the answer to the question, look below&#8230;</span></p>
<p><span style="font-weight: bold;">The Dragon&#8217;s Retort</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">Lyrics by Claire Stephens McMurray, music traditional, arranged by Gunn-McKee</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Performed by <a href="http://www.thebards.net/">The Brobdingnagian Bards</a> on <a href="http://cdbaby.com/cd/bards/from/celtic/"><span style="font-style: italic;">A Faire To Remember</span></a></p>
<p></span>Now, I am a dragon. Please listen to me.<br />For I&#8217;m misunderstood to a dreadful degree.<br />This ecology needs me, and I know me place,<br />But I&#8217;m fighting extinction with all of me race.</p>
<p>Well, I came to this village to better me health.<br />Which is ever so poor despite all me wealth.<br />But I get no assistance and no sympathy.<br />Just impertinent questioning shouted at me.</p>
<p>Yes, virgins taste better than those who&#8217;re not.<br />But my favorite snack mixed with peril is fraught<br />For my teeth will decay and my trim go to pot<br />Yes, virgins taste better than those who&#8217;re not.</p>
<p>You see I&#8217;m really quite kind almost all through the year.<br />Vegetarian ways are now mine out of fear.<br />But a birthday needs sweet so I&#8217;m sure you&#8217;ll agree.<br />And barbecued wench tastes like candy to me.</p>
<p>As it happens our interests are almost the same.<br />You see I&#8217;m really quite skillful at magic and game.<br />If I ate just your men, would your excess decline?<br />Of course not, the rest would just make better time.</p>
<p>Now, the number of babies a woman can bare,<br />Has limits, and that&#8217;s why my pruning&#8217;s done there.<br />And an orphan&#8217;s a sad sight, and so when I munch,<br />I&#8217;m careful to eat only virgins for lunch.</p>
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		<title>Johnny Jump Up</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Johnny Jump UpLyrics and Music TraditionalPerformed by Queen&#8217;s Gambit on Pawn to King Four I&#8217;ll tell you a story that happened to meOne day as I went down to Cork by the Lee.The sun it was hot and the day &#8230; <a class="more-link" href="http://renaissancefestivalmusic.com/2007/03/johnny-jump-up/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<iframe src='http://www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=http%3A%2F%2Frenaissancefestivalmusic.com%2F2007%2F03%2Fjohnny-jump-up%2F&amp;layout=standard&amp;show_faces=true&amp;width=280&amp;action=like&amp;colorscheme=light&amp;height=30' scrolling='no' frameborder='0' style='border:none; overflow:hidden; height:30px' allowTransparency='true'></iframe><p><span style="font-weight: bold;">Johnny Jump Up</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">Lyrics and Music Traditional</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Performed by </span><a style="font-weight: bold;" href="http://www.queens-gambit.com/">Queen&#8217;s Gambit</a><span style="font-weight: bold;"> on </span><a style="font-weight: bold;" href="http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/queensgambit3/from/celtic/"><span style="font-style: italic;">Pawn to King Four</span></a></p>
<p>I&#8217;ll tell you a story that happened to me<br />One day as I went down to Cork by the Lee.<br />The sun it was hot and the day it was warm,<br />Says I, &#8220;A quick pint wouldn&#8217;t do me no harm.&#8221;</p>
<p>I went in and asked for a bottle of stout<br />Says the barman, &#8220;I&#8217;m sorry, the beer&#8217;s all sold out.<br />Try whiskey, try Paddy, ten years in the wood.&#8221;<br />Says I, &#8220;I&#8217;ll try cider. I&#8217;ve heard that it&#8217;s good.&#8221;</p>
<p><span style="font-style: italic;">Oh but never, no never, no never again</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">If I live to be a hundred or a hundred and ten.</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">I fell to the ground and I could not get up</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">After drinking a quart of that Johnny Jump Up.</span></p>
<p>After downin&#8217; the third I went out to the yard<br />Where I bumped into Brody, the big civic guard.<br />&#8220;Come here to me boy, don&#8217;t you know I&#8217;m the law?&#8221;<br />Well, I up with me fist and I shattered his jaw.</p>
<p>He fell to the ground with his knees double up<br />But it wasn&#8217;t I that hit him, &#8217;twas the Johnny Jump Up.<br />The next thing I remember down in Cork by the Lee<br />Was a cripple on crutches and says he to me,</p>
<p>I&#8217;m afraid of me life. I&#8217;ll be hit by a car!<br />Won&#8217;t you help across to the Celtic Knot Bar?<br />After downing a quart of that cider so sweet<br />He threw down his crutches and danced on his feet</p>
<p><span style="font-style: italic;">Oh but never, no never, no never again</span><br /> <span style="font-style: italic;">If I live to be a hundred or a hundred and ten.</span><br /> <span style="font-style: italic;">I fell to the ground and I could not get up</span><br /> <span style="font-style: italic;">After drinking a quart of that Johnny Jump Up.</p>
<p></span>I went up the lee road, a friend for to see.<br />They call it the madhouse in Cork by the Lee<br />But when I got there, sure the truth I will tell,<br />They had this poor bugger locked up in a cell.</p>
<p>Said the guard, testing him, &#8220;Say these words if you can,<br />&#8216;Around the rugged rock the ragged rascal ran&#8217;&#8221;<br />&#8220;Tell him I&#8217;m not crazy. Tell him I&#8217;m not mad.<br />It was only a sip of that cider I had.&#8221;</p>
<p><span style="font-style: italic;">Oh but never, no never, no never again</span><br />  <span style="font-style: italic;">If I live to be a hundred or a hundred and ten.</span><br />  <span style="font-style: italic;">I fell to the ground and I could not get up</span><br />  <span style="font-style: italic;">After drinking a quart of that Johnny Jump Up.</p>
<p></span>A man died in the mines by the name of McNabb<br />They washed him and laid him outside on the slab<br />And after the coroner, his measurements did take,<br />His wife took him home for a bloody fine wake.</p>
<p>Twas about 12 o&#8217;clock and the beer was high<br />When the corpse he sits up and he says with a sigh,<br />&#8220;I can&#8217;t get to heaven, they won&#8217;t let me up,<br />&#8216;Til I bring &#8216;em a quart of that Johnny Jump Up.&#8221;</p>
<p><span style="font-style: italic;">Oh but never, no never, no never again</span><br />   <span style="font-style: italic;">If I live to be a hundred or a hundred and ten.</span><br />   <span style="font-style: italic;">I fell to the ground and I could not get up</span><br />   <span style="font-style: italic;">After drinking a quart of that Johnny Jump Up.</p>
<p></span><span style="font-weight: bold;">Additional Verse</span><br />So if ever you go down to Cork by the Lee<br />Stay out of the ale house and take it from me<br />If you want to stay sane don&#8217;t you dare take a sup<br />Of that devil drink cider they call Johnny Jump Up.</p>
<p><span style="font-weight: bold;">Background by Daniel Womack: </span>Probably written in the 1920s or 30s. According to Jimmy Crowley, &#8220;&#8216;Because of the general shortage of materials during the first World War cider was stored in casks which had been used for maturing whiskey. The cider drew the spirit from the wood and the result was &#8216;Johnny&#8217;, a cider so potent, as the song tells us, that it was a sure ticket to heaven. &#8216;Up the Lee Road&#8217; implies much more than it says to Cork people, as the Mental Hospital is situated up there.&#8221; I&#8217;m in no position to doubt the words of Jimmy Crowley here.</p>
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		<title>Exclamations</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[ExclamationsLyrics by David Keefer, Music by Lynn AhrensPerformed by The Brobdingnagian Bards on Brobdingnagian Fairy Tales Although there was a truce in effect, The enemy was not held in check. So they launched an invasion Without explanation, And the guards &#8230; <a class="more-link" href="http://renaissancefestivalmusic.com/2007/03/exclamations/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<p>   Although there was a truce in effect,<br /> The enemy was not held in check.<br /> So they launched an invasion<br /> Without explanation,<br /> And the guards started uttering exclamations:<br /> HALT! Who goes there?<br /> ALARM! We&#8217;re under attack!<br /> AAAK! I am killed! </p>
<p> Exclamations! (HALT!)<br />        With passion! (ALARM!)<br />        And emotion! (AAAK!)<br />        They&#8217;re generally used in front of a sentence<br />        As a point of emphasis,<br />        Or when you simply need to blow off steam. </p>
<p> The dragon was awakened from sleep<br />      And so he took it out on our keep.<br />      With one exhalation<br />      Caused a burning sensation<br />      And the dragon started using some exclamations:<br />      HA! Take that you puny humans!<br />      ODDS FISH! Where are the maidens?<br />      SHITE! Point that ballista elsewhere! </p>
<p> Exclamations! (HA!)<br />        With passion! (ODDS FISH!)<br />        And emotion! (SHITE!)<br />        They&#8217;re generally used in front of a sentence<br />        As a point of emphasis,<br />        Or when you simply need to blow off steam. </p>
<blockquote><p><span style="font-style: italic;"> So if you&#8217;re English: Huzzah! </span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">         Or Scot: Hoot! </span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">         A pirate: Ahrrrr! </span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">         Or fop: Sink me! </span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">         Barbarian: Crom! </span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">         Or not: Merde! </span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">         An exclamation gets your point across!</span> </p>
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<p> We started the rebellion at two;<br />        By four that afternoon we were through.<br />        The monarch&#8217;s cessation<br />        Gave a sense of elation<br />        And the ex-king hollered some exclamations:<br />        ODIN&#8217;S BEARD! You&#8217;ll pay for this!<br />        FIE! I hope you all catch the plague!<br />        PLEASE! Don&#8217;t kill me! </p>
<p> Exclamations! (ODIN&#8217;S BEARD!)<br />      With passion! (FIE!)<br />      And emotion! (PLEASE!)<br />      They&#8217;re generally used in front of a sentence<br />      As a point of emphasis,<br />      Or when you simply need to blow off steam. </p>
<blockquote><p><span style="font-style: italic;"> So if you&#8217;re English: Huzzah! </span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">     Or Scot: Hoot! </span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">     A pirate: Ahrrrr! </span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">     Or fop: Sink me! </span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">     Barbarian: Crom! </span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">     Or not: Merde! </span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">     An exclamation gets your point across!</span> </p>
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<p>Exclamations! (HALT!)<br />        With passion! (FIE!)<br />        And emotion! (PLEASE!)<br />        They&#8217;re generally used in front of a sentence<br />        As a point of emphasis,<br />        Or when you simply need to blow off steam. </p>
<p>Exclamations!        With passion!        And emotion!<br />      Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah!<br />      Yeah!<br />       CRIKEY, that&#8217;s the end! </p>
<p><b>Background from The Brobdingnagian Bards: </b>    This hilarious parody of the Schoolhouse Rock song &#8220;Interjections&#8221; was written by David Keefer of <a href="http://www.boogie-knights.org/" target="new">Boogie Knights</a>. Boogie Knights write some brilliant parodies with Medieval and Renaissance themes. Their songbooks are favorites at many of the filk circles we attend. Andrew changed up to the lyrics on a few of curse words using a few popular Sci Fi curses to give it our own unique spin and to clean it up for our French speaking audience.</p>
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		<title>John Riley</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[John Rileylyrics and music by Gibson/NeffPerformed by The Gutterpups on The Kings Nuts Fair young maid all in her gardenStrange young man pass her bySaying, &#8220;Fair maid, will you marry me?&#8221;This then, &#8220;Sir,&#8221; was her reply: &#8220;Oh no kind sir, &#8230; <a class="more-link" href="http://renaissancefestivalmusic.com/2007/02/john-riley/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<p>Fair young maid all in her garden<br />Strange young man pass her by<br />Saying, &#8220;Fair maid, will you marry me?&#8221;<br />This then, &#8220;Sir,&#8221; was her reply:</p>
<p>&#8220;Oh no kind sir, I cannot marry thee,<br />For I&#8217;ve a love who sails all on the sea.<br />He&#8217;s been gone for seven years.<br />Still no man shall marry me.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;What if he&#8217;s in some battle, slain<br />Or drowned in the deep salt sea?<br />What if he&#8217;s found another love<br />And he and his love both married be?&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;If he&#8217;s in some battle slain<br />I will die when the moon doth wain<br />And if he&#8217;s drowned in the deep salt sea<br />I&#8217;ll be true to his memory.</p>
<p>&#8220;And if he&#8217;s found another love<br />And he and his love both married be,<br />I wish them health and happiness<br />Where they dwell across the sea.&#8221;</p>
<p>He picked her up all in his arms<br />And kisses gave her one, two, three<br />Saying, &#8220;Weep no more, my own true love,<br />I am your long lost John Riley.&#8221;</p>
<p><span style="font-weight: bold;">Background by Daniel Womack: This song is attributed to a writing tandem of Gibson &#038; Neff though I&#8217;m not sure who they are. The legend behind the song dates back possibly to the beginning of naval vessels or even travel itself where a man goes off then returns years later to test the devotion and loyalty of his love. This song was brought into the limelight by The Byrds and also Joan Baez but I personally love the Gutterpups version much more. If anyone has information on Gibson &amp; Neff or futher history behind this tune, please email me at <a href="mailto:lyrics@renaissancefestivalmusic.com">lyrics@renaissancefestivalmusic.com</a>.</span></p>
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		<title>Tinkers&#039; Rest</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 16 Dec 2006 06:30:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tinkers&#8217; RestLyrics and music by Brian LeoPerformed by Minstrosity on Why Am I Not Surprised? Just down the road from Tomorrow,&#8216;Bout a mile beyond Some Day,Skirting round a fen of sorrow,There&#8217;s an open, smooth highwayWhere it&#8217;s never night, your load &#8230; <a class="more-link" href="http://renaissancefestivalmusic.com/2006/12/tinkers-rest/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<p>Just down the road from Tomorrow,<br />&#8216;Bout a mile beyond Some Day,<br />Skirting round a fen of sorrow,<br />There&#8217;s an open, smooth highway<br />Where it&#8217;s never night, your load is light<br />And by warm winds you&#8217;re caressed.<br />To a trav&#8217;lin&#8217; man, it&#8217;s known as Tinker&#8217;s Rest.</p>
<p><span style="font-style: italic;">Don&#8217;t be distressed. Count me blest.<br />Raise a bottle of your best.<br />To the times we&#8217;ve shared together<br />And the mem&#8217;ries we possess.<br />Don&#8217;t be distressed. Count me blest.<br />We&#8217;re only in this world as guests.<br />When my time comes &#8217;round I&#8217;m bound for Tinkers&#8217; Rest.</span></p>
<p>I&#8217;ve known sweet love&#8217;s intoxication,<br />Dropped some tears on early graves,<br />Pressed a stone from holy Erin<br />In the hands of my newborn babes,<br />Seen God&#8217;s handprint &#8216;cross the sky and chased<br />A glorious, foolish quest.<br />Soon I&#8217;ll share ceol agus craic at Tinkers&#8217; Rest.</p>
<p>And if I never see my little children<br />Dance their wedding dance,<br />If my sweetest dreams die with me<br />Still I&#8217;m glad that I had the chance.<br />For my God throws quite a party,<br />and I must say I&#8217;m impressed.<br />Makes me wonder what He&#8217;s saved for Tinkers&#8217; Rest.</p>
<p><span style="font-weight: bold;">Background by Daniel Womack: Written and copyrighted by Brian Leo in 1997, Tinkers Rest has quickly become one of my favorite tunes as well as others, including </span><a style="font-weight: bold;" href="http://www.minstrosity.com">Minstrosity</a><span style="font-weight: bold;"> who covers the tune here. The Gaelic in the second verse is pronounced &#8220;Kyole og-us crack&#8221;. Ceol means &#8220;music&#8221;, agus is &#8220;and&#8221;, and roughly translated craic basically means &#8220;fellowship&#8221; or &#8220;Camaraderie&#8221;.</span></p>
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		<title>Seven Drunken Nights</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Seven Drunken NightsLyrics and music traditionalPerformed by The Brobdingnagian Bards on The Holy Grail of Irish Drinking SongsAs I went home on Monday night as drunk as drunk could beI saw a horse outside the door where my horse ought to beWell, I called me wife (HEY WIFE!) and I said to her: Will you kindly tell to meWho owns that horse outside the door where my horse ought to be?Ah, you&#8217;re drunk, you&#8217;re drunk you silly old fool,So drunk you cannot seeThat&#8217;s a lovely sow that me mother sent to meWell, it&#8217;s many a day I&#8217;ve travelled and a hundred miles or moreBut a saddle on a sow sure I &#8230; <a class="more-link" href="http://renaissancefestivalmusic.com/2006/11/seven-drunken-nights/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<iframe src='http://www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=http%3A%2F%2Frenaissancefestivalmusic.com%2F2006%2F11%2Fseven-drunken-nights%2F&amp;layout=standard&amp;show_faces=true&amp;width=280&amp;action=like&amp;colorscheme=light&amp;height=30' scrolling='no' frameborder='0' style='border:none; overflow:hidden; height:30px' allowTransparency='true'></iframe><p><strong>Seven Drunken Nights<br/><i>Lyrics and music traditional</i><br/>Performed by <a href="http://www.thebards.net">The Brobdingnagian Bards</a> on <i>The Holy Grail of Irish Drinking Songs</i></strong><br/><br/>As I went home on Monday night as drunk as drunk could be<br/>I saw a horse outside the door where my horse ought to be<br/>Well, I called me wife (HEY WIFE!) and I said to her: Will you kindly tell to me<br/>Who owns that horse outside the door where my horse ought to be?<br/><br/><i>Ah, you&#8217;re drunk, you&#8217;re drunk you silly old fool,<br/>So drunk you cannot see<br/>That&#8217;s a lovely sow that me mother sent to me<br/>Well, it&#8217;s many a day I&#8217;ve travelled and a hundred miles or more<br/>But a saddle on a sow sure I never saw before</i><br/><br/>And as I went home on Tuesday night as drunk as drunk could be<br/>I saw a coat behind the door where my coat ought to be<br/>Well, I called me wife (HEY WIFE!) and I said to her: Will you kindly tell to me<br/>Who owns that coat behind the door where my coat ought to  be?<br/><br/><i>Ah, you&#8217;re drunk, you&#8217;re drunk you silly old fool,<br/>So drunk you cannot see<br/>That&#8217;s a wool blanket that me mother sent to me<br/>Well, it&#8217;s many a day I&#8217;ve travelled and a hundred miles or more<br/>But buttons on a blanket sure I never saw before</i><br/><br/>And as I went home on Wednesday night as drunk as drunk could be<br/>I saw a pipe upon the chair where mypipe ought to be<br/>Well, I called me wife (HEY WIFE!) and I said to her: Will you kindly tell to me<br/>Who owns that pipe upon the chair where my pipe ought to be?<br/><br/><i>Ah, you&#8217;re drunk, you&#8217;re drunk you silly old fool,<br/>So drunk you cannot see<br/>That&#8217;s a lovely tin whistle that me mother sent to me<br/>Well, it&#8217;s many a day I&#8217;ve travelled and a hundred miles or more<br/>But tobacco in a tin whistle sure I never saw before</i><br/><br/>And as I went home on Thursday night as drunk as drunk could be<br/>I saw two boots beneath the bed where my  boots ought to be<br/>Well, I called me wife (HEY WIFE!) and I said to her: Will you kindly tell to me<br/>Who owns them boots beneath the bed where my boots ought to be?<br/><br/><i>Ah, you&#8217;re drunk, you&#8217;re drunk you silly old fool,<br/>So drunk you cannot see<br/>They&#8217;re two lovely geranium pots [or chamber pots] me mother sent to me<br/>Well, it&#8217;s many a day I&#8217;ve travelled and a hundred miles or more<br/>But laces in geranium pots [or chamber pots] I never saw before</i><br/><br/>And as I went home on Friday night as drunk as drunk could be<br/>I saw a head upon the bed where my head ought to be<br/>Well, I called me wife (HEY WIFE!) and I said to her: Will you kindly tell to me<br/>Who owns that head upon the bed where my head ought to be?<br/><br/><i>Ah, you&#8217;re drunk, you&#8217;re drunk you silly old fool,<br/>So drunk you cannot see<br/>That&#8217;s a baby boy that my mother sent to me<br/>Well, it&#8217;s many a day I&#8217;ve travelled and a hundred miles or more<br/>But a baby boy with his whiskers on sure I never saw before</i><br/><br/>And as I went home on Saturday night as drunk as drunk could be<br/>I saw two hands upon her breasts where my hands ought to be<br/>Well, I called me wife (HEY WIFE!) and I said to her: Will you kindly tell to me<br/>Who owns  them hands upon your breasts where my hands ought to be?<br/><br/><i>Ah, you&#8217;re drunk, you&#8217;re drunk you silly old fool,<br/>So drunk you cannot see<br/>That&#8217;s a lovely nightgown that me mother sent to me<br/>Well, it&#8217;s many a day I&#8217;ve travelled and a hundred miles or more<br/>But fingers in a night gown sure I never saw before</i><br/><br/>And as I went home on Sunday night as drunk as drunk could be<br/>I saw a lad sneaking out the back, a quarter after three (I think it may have been closer to 2:45)<br/>Well, I called me wife (HEY WIFE!) and I said to her: Will you kindly tell to me<br/>Who was that lad sneaking out the back a quarter after three?<br/><br/><i>Ah, you&#8217;re drunk, you&#8217;re drunk you silly old fool,<br/>So drunk you cannot see<br/>That was just the tax man that the Queen she sent to me<br/>Well, it&#8217;s many a day I&#8217;ve travelled and a hundred miles or more<br/>But an Englishman who can last till three I&#8217;ve never seen before</i><br/><br/><strong>Background by Daniel Womack: </strong>Marc claims their performing the song was Andrew&#8217;s ideas. I doubt not Marc&#8217;s word nor Andrew&#8217;s penchant for clever ideas. Just so I don&#8217;t get left out, here&#8217;s a clever idea of my own&#8230;adding some of the lyrics here in french thanks to Joe Offer from Mudcat.org:<br/><br/><strong>ÇA JE N&#8217;AI JAMAIS VU!</strong><br/><br/>L&#8217;autre soir en rentrant chez moi, j&#8217;avais bu un peu de vin<br/>J&#8217;ai vu un cheval dans l&#8217;écurie, là où je met le mien<br/>Alors j&#8217;ai dit à ma p&#8217;tite femme veux-tu bien m&#8217;expliquer<br/>Que fait ce cheval là à la place de mon bidet?<br/><br/><i>Mon pauvre ami, tu ne vois pas clair, le vin t&#8217;as trop soûlé<br/>Ce n&#8217;est rien qu&#8217;une vache à lait que grand-mère m&#8217;a donné<br/>Dans ma vie j&#8217;ai vu pas mal de choses bizarres et saugrenues<br/>Mais une selle sur une vache à lait, ça je n&#8217;ai jamais vu!</i><br/><br/>L&#8217;autre soir en rentrant chez moi, j&#8217;avais bu un peu de vin<br/>J&#8217;ai vu un chapeau, là où j&#8217;accroche le mien<br/>Alors j&#8217;ai dit à ma p&#8217;tite femme veux-tu bien m&#8217;expliquer<br/>Que fait ce chapeau là à la place de mon béret?<br/><br/><i>Mon pauvre ami, tu ne vois pas clair, le vin t&#8217;as trop soûlé<br/>Ce n&#8217;est rien qu&#8217;une vielle casserole que grand-mère m&#8217;a donné<br/>Dans ma vie j&#8217;ai vu pas mal de choses bizarres et saugrenues<br/>Mais une vielle casserole en feutre, ça je n&#8217;ai jamais vu!</i><br/><br/>L&#8217;autre soir en rentrant chez moi, j&#8217;avais bu un peu de vin<br/>J&#8217;ai vu un pantalon, là où je pose le mien<br/>Alors j&#8217;ai dit à ma p&#8217;tite femme veux-tu bien m&#8217;expliquer ça<br/>Pourquoi ce pantalon lá est gris, le mien est toujours noir?<br/><br/><i>Mon pauvre ami, tu ne vois pas clair, le vin t&#8217;as trop soûlé<br/>Ce n&#8217;est rien qu&#8217;un vieux torchon que maman m&#8217;a donné<br/>Dans ma vie j&#8217;ai vu pas mal de choses mais ça reste un mystère<br/>Un vieux torchon avec deux tuyaux et une fermeture éclair!</i><br/><br/>L&#8217;autre soir en rentrant chez moi, j&#8217;avais bu un peu de vin<br/>J&#8217;ai vu une tête sur l&#8217;oreiller qui ne me ressemblait pas<br/>Alors j&#8217;ai dit à ma p&#8217;tite femme veux-tu bien m&#8217;expliquer ça<br/>Que fait cette tête sur l&#8217;oreiller, je n&#8217;crois pas que c&#8217;est moi?<br/><br/><i>Mon pauvre ami, tu ne vois pas clair, le vin t&#8217;as trop soûlé<br/>Ce n&#8217;est rien qu&#8217;un gros melon que grand-mère m&#8217;a donné<br/>Des prix au concours agricole, on peut dire que j&#8217;en ai eu<br/>Mais une moustache sur un melon, ça je n&#8217;ai jamais vu!<br/><br/></i>See! Look at me get all fancy-like!<i> </i>If there is anything I&#8217;ve missed, any information that you know to be incorrect, or if there is a song you&#8217;ve heard on the podcast that you would like to see included, please do not hesitate to contact me at <a href="mailto:lyrics@renaissancefestivalmusic.com">lyrics@renaissancefestivalmusic.com</a>.<i><br/></i> <br/><br/></p>
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		<title>Isn&#039;t It Grand?</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Isn&#8217;t It Grand?Lyrics and music traditionalPerformed by 3 Pints Gone on One More RoundAlso Performed by The Poxy Boggards on Lager Than Life Look at the coffin. Shiny gold handlesIsn&#8217;t it grand, boys, to be bloody well deadLet&#8217;s not have &#8230; <a class="more-link" href="http://renaissancefestivalmusic.com/2006/11/isnt-it-grand/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<iframe src='http://www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=http%3A%2F%2Frenaissancefestivalmusic.com%2F2006%2F11%2Fisnt-it-grand%2F&amp;layout=standard&amp;show_faces=true&amp;width=280&amp;action=like&amp;colorscheme=light&amp;height=30' scrolling='no' frameborder='0' style='border:none; overflow:hidden; height:30px' allowTransparency='true'></iframe><p><span style="font-weight: bold;">Isn&#8217;t It Grand?</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Lyrics and music traditional</span></span><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br />Performed by <a href="http://www.3pintsgone.com">3 Pints Gone</a> on <a href="http://www.chivalry.com/shopping"><span style="font-style: italic;">One More Round</span></a><br />Also Performed by <a href="http://www.poxyboggards.com">The Poxy Boggards</a> on <a href="http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/poxyboggards/from/celtic"><span style="font-style: italic;">Lager Than Life</span></a></span></p>
<p><span style="font-style: italic;"></span>Look at the coffin. Shiny gold handles<br />Isn&#8217;t it grand, boys, to be bloody well dead<br />Let&#8217;s not have a sniffle. Hell, let&#8217;s have a bloody good cry<br />And always remember the longer you live, the sooner you&#8217;ll bloody well die.</p>
<p>Look at the parson. Bloody sanctimonious.<br />Isn&#8217;t it grand, boys, to be bloody well dead<br />Let&#8217;s not have a sniffle. Hell, let&#8217;s have a bloody good cry<br />And always remember the longer you live, the sooner you&#8217;ll bloody well die.</p>
<p>Look at the widow. Bloody great female.<br /> Isn&#8217;t it grand, boys, to be bloody well dead<br /> Let&#8217;s not have a sniffle. Hell, let&#8217;s have a bloody good cry<br /> And always remember the longer you live, the sooner you&#8217;ll bloody well die.</p>
<p>Look at the mourners. Bloody great hypocrites.<br />Isn&#8217;t it grand, boys, to be bloody well dead<br />Let&#8217;s not have a sniffle. Hell, let&#8217;s have a bloody good cry<br />And always remember the longer you live, the sooner you&#8217;ll bloody well die.</p>
<p>Look at the flowers all bloody wilted.<br />Isn&#8217;t it grand, boys, to be bloody well dead<br />Let&#8217;s not have a sniffle. Hell, let&#8217;s have a bloody good cry<br />And always remember the longer you live, the sooner you&#8217;ll bloody well die.</p>
<p>Look at the tombstone. Bloody great boulder.<br />Isn&#8217;t it grand, boys, to be bloody well dead<br />Let&#8217;s not have a sniffle. Hell, let&#8217;s have a bloody good cry<br />And always remember the longer you live, the sooner you&#8217;ll bloody well die.</p>
<p>Look at the whiskey. Kegs, buckets and bottles.<br />Isn&#8217;t it grand, boys, to be bloody well dead<br /> Let&#8217;s not have a sniffle. Hell, let&#8217;s have a bloody good cry<br /> And always remember the longer you live, the sooner you&#8217;ll bloody well die.</p>
<p><span style="font-weight: bold;">Background by Daniel Womack: </span>This seems to be a modern take on a song that was sung by Leslie Sarony in the late 19th century. Here is the song as she once sang it:</p>
<p>Lately there&#8217;s nothing but trouble, grief and strife<br />There&#8217;s not much attraction about this bloomin&#8217; life<br />Last night I dreamt I was bloomin&#8217; well dead<br />As I went to the funeral, I bloomin&#8217; well said,</p>
<p>Look at the flowers, bloomin&#8217; great orchids<br />Ain&#8217;t it grand, to be bloomin&#8217; well dead!<br />Look at the corfin, bloomin&#8217; great &#8216;andles<br />Ain&#8217;t it grand, to be bloomin&#8217; well dead<br />I felt so &#8216;appy to think that I&#8217;d popped off<br />I said to a bloke with a nasty, &#8216;acking cough<br />Look at the black &#8216;earse, bloomin&#8217; great &#8216;orses<br />Ain&#8217;t it grand, to be bloomin&#8217; well dead!</p>
<p>Look at the bearers, all in their frock coats<br />Ain&#8217;t it grand, to be bloomin&#8217; well dead!<br />Look at their top &#8216;ats, polished with Guiness<br />Ain&#8217;t it grand, to be bloomin&#8217; well dead!<br />Some people there were praying for me soul<br />I said, &#8216;It&#8217;s the first time I&#8217;ve been off the dole&#8217;<br />Look at the mourners, bloomin&#8217; well sozzled<br />Ain&#8217;t it grand, to be bloomin&#8217; well dead!</p>
<p>Look at the children, bloomin&#8217; excited<br />Ain&#8217;t it grand, to be bloomin&#8217; well dead!<br />Look at the neighbours, bloomin&#8217; delighted<br />Ain&#8217;t it grand, to be bloomin&#8217; well dead!<br />Spend the insurance on merriment, for alack<br />&#8216;You know I shan&#8217;t be with you going back.<br />Look at the Missus, bloomin&#8217; well laughing<br />Ain&#8217;t it grand, to be bloomin&#8217; well dead!</p>
<p>Look at me Sister, bloomin new &#8216;at on<br />Ain&#8217;t it grand, to be bloomin&#8217; well dead!<br />Look at me Brother, bloomin&#8217; cigar on<br />Ain&#8217;t it grand, to be bloomin&#8217; well dead!<br />We come from clay and we all go back they say<br />Don&#8217;t &#8216;eave a brick it may be your Aunty May<br />Look at me Grandma, bloomin&#8217; great haybag<br />Ain&#8217;t it grand, to be bloomin&#8217; well dead!</p>
<p>If there is anything I&#8217;ve missed, any information that you know to be incorrect, or if there is a song you&#8217;ve heard on the podcast that you would like to see included, please do not hesitate to contact me at <a href="mailto:lyrics@renaissancefestivalmusic.com">lyrics@renaissancefestivalmusic.com</a>. I&#8217;ve been working on a way to organize how I do things so that I can get these posts out more frequently. As time passes though, I feel there will again be a natural progression towards one or two songs a week and times of one song in two weeks but that&#8217;s natural. If you guys have a preference as to how often you&#8217;d like to see this updated, again feel free to contact me at the email above and I&#8217;ll see what I can do. Thanks!</p>
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		<title>The Trees They Grow High</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Oct 2006 23:36:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Trees They Grow HighLyrics and music traditionalPerformed by Bedlam on Sleep Is a River Oh the trees they grow high and the leaves they do grow greenMany is the time my true love I&#8217;ve seenMany is the hour I &#8230; <a class="more-link" href="http://renaissancefestivalmusic.com/2006/10/the-trees-they-grow-high/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<iframe src='http://www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=http%3A%2F%2Frenaissancefestivalmusic.com%2F2006%2F10%2Fthe-trees-they-grow-high%2F&amp;layout=standard&amp;show_faces=true&amp;width=280&amp;action=like&amp;colorscheme=light&amp;height=30' scrolling='no' frameborder='0' style='border:none; overflow:hidden; height:30px' allowTransparency='true'></iframe><p><span style="font-weight: bold;">The Trees They Grow High<br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Lyrics and music traditional</span><br />Performed by <a href="http://www.bedlamboys.net/">Bedlam</a> on <span style="font-style: italic;">Sleep Is a River</span></p>
<p></span>Oh the trees they grow high and the leaves they do grow green<br />Many is the time my true love I&#8217;ve seen<br />Many is the hour I have watched him all alone<br />He&#8217;s young but he&#8217;s daily growing.</p>
<p>Father, dear father, you&#8217;ve done me great wrong<br />You&#8217;ve married me to a boy who&#8217;s much too young<br />I&#8217;m twice twelve and he is but fourteen<br />He&#8217;s young but he&#8217;s daily growing.</p>
<p>Daughter, dear daughter, I&#8217;ve done you no wrong<br />I&#8217;ve married you to a great lord&#8217;s son<br />He&#8217;ll be a man to you when I am dead and gone<br />He&#8217;s young but he&#8217;s daily growing.</p>
<p>Oh father, dear father, if you&#8217;ll see fit<br />To send my love to college for one year yet<br />I&#8217;ll tie blue ribbons all around his head<br />To let the ladies know that he&#8217;s married.</p>
<p>One day while I was lookin&#8217; o&#8217;er my father&#8217;s castle wall<br />I saw the young boys a-playin&#8217; at the ball<br />My one true love was the flower of them all<br />For he&#8217;s young but he&#8217;s daily growing.</p>
<p>And so they awoke at the dawning of the day<br />To head up to the hayfield to have a sporting play<br />And what they did there she never would declare<br />But she ne&#8217;er more complained of his growing.</p>
<p>At the age of fourteen he was a married man<br />Age of fiteen the father of a son<br />Age of sixteen o&#8217;er his grave the grass was green<br />Cool death has put an end to his growing.</p>
<p>I&#8217;ll weave my love a shroud of the Hollister vine<br />With every stitch I put in it, o&#8217;er my true love I&#8217;ll pine<br />Every stitch I put in it, the tears they will flow down<br />Cool death has put an end to his growing<span style="font-weight: bold;">.</span></p>
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