Category Archives: Renaissance Festival Lyrics

A Fairy Story All Around My Hat All For Me Grog The Ballad of Joss Band o’ Shearers Beat Me Swedish Lyrics Now Available! Bedlam Boys Big Damn Trilogy Black Leather Band Black Velvet Band The Braes o’ Balquhidder Bring … Continue reading →

A Fairy StoryMusic and Lyrics unkownPerformed by The Brobgingnagian Bards on A Faire to Remember In days of old in a kingdom bold, there lived a fearsome dragon.And the King he was in great distress and the countries spirits flagoned.Until … Continue reading →

Do Virgins Taste Better?Lyrics by Randy Farran, music TraditionalPerformed by Brobdingnagian Bards on A Faire To Remember A dragon has come to our village today.We’ve asked him to leave, but he won’t go away.Now he’s talked with our king and … Continue reading →

Johnny Jump UpLyrics and Music TraditionalPerformed by Queen’s Gambit on Pawn to King Four I’ll tell you a story that happened to meOne day as I went down to Cork by the Lee.The sun it was hot and the day … Continue reading →

ExclamationsLyrics by David Keefer, Music by Lynn AhrensPerformed by The Brobdingnagian Bards on Brobdingnagian Fairy Tales Although there was a truce in effect, The enemy was not held in check. So they launched an invasion Without explanation, And the guards … Continue reading →

John Rileylyrics and music by Gibson/NeffPerformed by The Gutterpups on The Kings Nuts Fair young maid all in her gardenStrange young man pass her bySaying, “Fair maid, will you marry me?”This then, “Sir,” was her reply: “Oh no kind sir, … Continue reading →

Tinkers’ RestLyrics and music by Brian LeoPerformed by Minstrosity on Why Am I Not Surprised? Just down the road from Tomorrow,‘Bout a mile beyond Some Day,Skirting round a fen of sorrow,There’s an open, smooth highwayWhere it’s never night, your load … Continue reading →

Seven Drunken NightsLyrics and music traditionalPerformed by The Brobdingnagian Bards on The Holy Grail of Irish Drinking SongsAs I went home on Monday night as drunk as drunk could beI saw a horse outside the door where my horse ought to beWell, I called me wife (HEY WIFE!) and I said to her: Will you kindly tell to meWho owns that horse outside the door where my horse ought to be?Ah, you’re drunk, you’re drunk you silly old fool,So drunk you cannot seeThat’s a lovely sow that me mother sent to meWell, it’s many a day I’ve travelled and a hundred miles or moreBut a saddle on a sow sure I … Continue reading →

Isn’t It Grand?Lyrics and music traditionalPerformed by 3 Pints Gone on One More RoundAlso Performed by The Poxy Boggards on Lager Than Life Look at the coffin. Shiny gold handlesIsn’t it grand, boys, to be bloody well deadLet’s not have … Continue reading →

The Trees They Grow HighLyrics and music traditionalPerformed by Bedlam on Sleep Is a River Oh the trees they grow high and the leaves they do grow greenMany is the time my true love I’ve seenMany is the hour I … Continue reading →